License to Impress

While a tuxedo and preference for martinis are not required criteria, I do have a few standard procedure safety & behavioral expectations regarding our rendezvous. To ensure the full benefits of ease and simplicity within our time together, read on.

Discretion

Maintaining our covers

• I do not save screening info

• I do not permit online reviews

• Communique on the wires about scheduling should be kept clean & brief indiscreet or suggestive vernacular or code choices may result in cessation of contact.

• IRL vs socials: No interest in seeing your bathroom on the gram? I will explicitly ask your permission prior to capturing any photo records of our time

  
  

Safety

Be a gent and

• Text your room number at least one hour prior to our rendezvous

• Please wait to open/order my beverages until I've arrived

Consideration

Confirmation that the mission is a go comes in the form of deposit, with the remaining balance due upon mission day arrival. To make the hand-off as seamless as possible, please plan on the following protocol-

• Deposits to be paid digitally, via discreet CashApp, Bitcoin, & Zelle options

• Need to limit your digital trail? Ask me about money order & bullion options

• Pay in full in person: leave consideration concealed in book, open envelope, or gift bag

Grooming

Prepare & compose-

• Arrive freshly showered and with beard and nails cleanly manicured

• Wash hands after handling doorknobs & elevator buttons

• I may request you refresh. Mouthwash, towels and shower provided.

  
  

Further clarifications-

Please email me directly capitolfun@proton.me