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License to Impress

Updated: Jan 25

While a tuxedo and preference for martinis are not required criteria, I do have a few James Bond influenced expectations regarding our rendezvous. Following these tips will help us avoid any 'villainous' blunders.

Discretion

Let's help one another maintain our covers
  • I do not save screening info
  • I do not permit online reviews
  • Communique on the wires about scheduling should be kept clean & brief indiscreet or suggestive vernacular or code choices may result in cessation of contact.
  • I will explicitly ask your permission prior to capturing any photo records of our time

Safety

Be a gent and
  • Text your room number at least one hour prior to our rendezvous
  • Please wait to open/order my beverages until I've arrived

Consideration

Confirmation that the mission is a go comes in the form of deposit, with the remaining balance due upon mission day arrival. To make the hand-off as seamless as possible, please plan on the following protocol-
  • Deposits to be paid digitally, via discreet CashApp, Venmo, & Zelle options
  • Need to limit your digital trail? Ask me about money order & bullion options
  • Pay in full digitally: available up to 24hrs prior to meet time
  • Pay in full in person: leave consideration concealed in book, open envelope, or gift bag

Grooming

Prepare & compose-
  • Arrive freshly showered and with beard and nails cleanly manicured
  • Wash hands after handling doorknobs & elevator buttons
  • I may request you refresh. Mouthwash, towels and shower provided.

I can't wait to show you how appreciated your smooth execution is.








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