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License to Impress

Writer's picture: Rhana AdaireRhana Adaire

Updated: Jan 14

While a tuxedo and preference for martinis are not required criteria, I do have a few James Bond influenced expectations regarding our rendezvous. Confidence, respect, and just the right touch of grace— no need to feel like you are navigating a high-stakes mission. Whether you're introducing yourself with a touch of mystery or planning your approach with care, following these tips will help us avoid any 'villainous' blunders.

Discretion

Bond appreciates the thrills a recognition of mutual respects can command- especially when it comes to no questions asked. Let's help one another maintain our covers.
  • I do not save screening info

  • I do not permit online reviews
  • Communique on the wires about scheduling should be kept clean & brief indiscreet or suggestive vernacular or code choices may result in cessation of contact.

  • I will explicitly ask your permission prior to capturing any photo records of our time


Safety

I expect to be treated like a Bond girl—charming, respected, and never left with any concerns of welfare. Be a gent and
  • Text your room number at least one hour prior to our rendezvous
  • Please wait to open/order my beverages until I've arrived


Consideration

Confirmation that the mission is a go comes in the form of deposit, with the remaining balance due upon mission day arrival. To make the hand-off as seamless as possible, please plan on the following protocol-
  • Deposits to be paid digitally, via discreet CashApp, Venmo, & Zelle options
    • Need to limit your digital trail? Ask me about money order & bullion options

  • Pay in full digitally: available up to 24hrs prior to meet time
  • Pay in full in person: leave consideration concealed in book, open envelope, or gift bag


Grooming

Whether it's a Capitol Fun mission or a dream date, Bond understands the importance of presenting himself as well-prepared and composed. His tidiness isn’t just about aesthetics; it’s a sign of respect—for himself, for others, and for the task at hand. With this goal in mind,
  • Arrive freshly showered and with beard and nails cleanly manicured
  • Wash hands after handling doorknobs & elevator buttons


Thank you for following the mission brief— I can't wait to show you how appreciated your smooth execution is.








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